Dream a little dream...

 

There is a time of sleeping that seems to be a parallel universe.  Its a state of consciousness and unconsciousness, a state of vividness.  It seems to happen when that first alarm goes off in the morning and you hit snooze.  You roll back over and enter a very very strange world.  Every now and then when you wake up, you can remember everything.  Sometimes you probably wish you didn't remember.

 

The other morning I had such a dream.  It was a place where all me randomness converged into one major story.....

I remember being in front of my Daddies house.  Syd and I were in a car.  I think I was teaching her how to drive. (I learned how to drive in front of my Daddies house) For some reason though, the car would only go in reverse (I learned how to drive in front of my Daddies house by driving in reverse, then putting it in drive and going back to the end of the road), and the breaks would not work and the accelerator was stuck.  The road however seemed to just keep going.  Then a car approached us quickly and then passed us.  It was a mail car.  (My Daddy was a mail man)  I was being driven by the Jonas brothers, they were wearing red jackets. (I have no idea what that means)

Suddenly the end of the road was coming at us very fast!  I told Syd to hold on and then I reversed it into the ditch across the street hoping it would slow the car down.  The car continued on, only coming to a stop in the neighbors back yard.  Stopping like 20 feet from a bunch of children that were being babysat by one of Syds friends.  (Hi Taylor!)

(I talk with my hands)

Then Carl Winslow came out of the house (Must of watched Family Matters before I went to bed) and was the police officer working the wreck.

Then as I was standing in the neighbors yard I noticed these bricks that were on his house.  They all had numbers on them.  He told me that they actually were there honoring his family who died in the holocaust.  They were the numbers that were given to them at the camps.

Now can someone please tell me what in the world all of that would mean!

It was really really weird.....

 

What's up!

 

 

I know, I know I should just be whipped with a wet noodle, cause I have not been blogging. 

Its been a bit crazy around here, things have been taking my time, like the gym, facebook, the kids, facebook, Church, facebook, work, facebook ya know the usually stuff.

Some things that have happened while I have been gone:

Jessie wrecked her car.  She is fine the car had some major boo boos, but will make a full recovery this week.

Our neck of the woods got the swine flu.  WooHoo schools closed for two days and now we have to make them up at the end of the year and shorten our already very short summer!

Syd got "attacked" at school.  She wants me to call it that, because she did not get a lick in.  She is fine, nothing stops that kid.

Jess has sprouted wings and is attempting to jump out of the nest.  I am not taking this very well.  :(  God told me to let her go he had her, so I have.  Please pray with me that she will make wise decisions.

I have a stye on my eye from crying so much.

I know you wanted to see the stye, but this is just an illustration very similar to my eye.  Except I have brown eyes and much longer lashes.  :)

And the big one........

Syd now has a learners permit.  We got it today.  She almost killed us like twice already.  Please pray for my sanity.

And just for your viewing pleasure, some picture of Me, Mama, Lisa, and Robin yesterday after we took Mama to eat for Mothers day.

 

Ok hopefully it wont be so long between post this next time.  I might not be around long after posting these pictures anyway.  :)

 

Cause I'm Shameless

 

There is this awesome Etsy shop out there in Etsy land, that I think you need to know about! 

This place has some awesome items!  Just look at some of this awesome jewelry!

LOVE IT!! WANT IT!!!!

This would so go with what I have on right now!

Can you say goes with everything!

 

Moonshine Jewelry is run by an awesome girl named Amanda, and she just happens to be my niece!!!!!  So go now and check her out.  You never know if yall go over and order stuff, she might just give me a kickback on something. 

~cough cough "green with envy bracelet" cough cough~

 

Love you Mandy!!!!

(By the way don't call her that, it ruffles her feathers)

 

Amanda and the most awesomely awesome Aunt evah!

 

Oh Barbie the place you will go....

 

 

Ya know I have been sitting around thinking about what to blog.  I mean my creativity has been a little lacks lately and I just feel that I can't bore you with all my ball stuff.  Then on the way home the other night, a random blog post just fell into my lap.

 

As I was minding my own business, driving down the parkway I see the strangest sight.  So I pull out my trusty camera to document what my eyes are seeing....

 

Do you see it?????  This is not just an ordinary Harley!  This is a Harley with a pole dancing Barbie!

Oh Barbie the things you have seen.....

 

Dear Mr. Motorcycle Man, 

Thank you for letting me take your picture, even though you did not know it.  I have tried to keep your identity save.

kthanx :)

HILL-AIR-E-US!!!!!!!!

 

 

Ok so I just saw this status update from Mr. Archiemck himself.......

Archie

RT @helsinkiwinner: Can't stop laughing at http://myparentsjoinedfacebook.com/ <-- Awesome!

 

Oh sorry you don't know what a status is?  Bless your heart.....

Well its a crackbook thing.  Sorry, Facebook..:)

 

This website http://myparentsjoinedfacebook.com/ is awesome, I don't think I have laughed so hard in forever!!! 

Here are some examples:

 

 

 

Go on over have a laugh and if you see me on that website, let me know. K? K :)

 

Oh and by the way... The dog is at the neighbors again, this after Big Logan calls me wanting to know why there is a dog in his garage.  :)